Hoco Puns: Make a Play to Secure Your Date

By Akiva Bryant, Dani Palatchi, Sabenah Abudu-Abrams, Brett Schlossberg

Sports

Lifters: I can’t WEIGHT until you go to hoco with me.

Cheerleading: You put my heart in an extension.

Clay target: There’s a lot of people aiming for you, but I wanna be the one to pull.

Cross country: You took my breath away more than morning practice.

Football: I want to walk with you yard by yard to the homecoming dance.

Softball: Be my home run tonight?

Volleyball: I want to ace it with you at hoco.

Basketball: Can I shoot my shot with you this homecoming?

Riflery: Let me bite the bullet and ask you to hoco.

Swim: My heart freestyles/does butterfly strokes when I see you.

Dive: I want to be the one to dive into your heart.

Wrestling: We can settle it at homecoming or we can settle it on the mat.

Baseball: Can I pitch my feelings to you?

Esports: Will I get bonus points for taking you to hoco?

Track: Can I hurdle into your heart the way you sprint into mine?

Pole Vault: You vaulted into my heart.

Throwing: Can I shoot my shot-put with you? 

Golf: Will it take me 18 shots or a hole-in-one to ask you to hoco?

Lacrosse: Lets laCROSSe paths at homecoming.

Soccer: I want to score a goal with you during homecoming. 

Tennis: I have 0 doubt I LOVE you.

Ultimate frisbee: It would be a DISK-grace to go to hoco alone. Will you glide with me to the dance?

Academics

I want to ace homecoming with you.

Computer Science: According to my algorithm, it would be a bug for you not to go to homecoming with me.

Debate: We’ll argue for 2 hours, but there’s still no debate about who you’re going to hoco with.

Robotics: Can I build your feelings for me and take you to hoco?

Science Olympiad: I can give you all the evidence as to why we should go to homecoming together.

Trivia: Can you correctly answer how I feel about you?

Arts

Band: I want to listen to the tune of your beats.

Ceramics: Can you shape my feelings like how you put together clay?

Chorus: Can you be my high note this homecoming?

Dance: Can you jazz up my evening; I can’t be hip without your hop?

Drawing: You gave me a whole ‘nother perspective on life when I saw you.

Fiber Arts: You should SEWtally go to homecoming with me.

Jewelry Making: I can’t crimp my feelings for you anymore.

Painting: Can we blend together and brush paths during homecoming?

Photography: Can your camera sensor my feelings for you?

Sculpture: The way you sculpted my heart, we have to go to homecoming.

Theater: I can’t act out my feelings for you; it’s all natural.