Apparently Woodward was impressed after I declogged their Lost-and-Found because they later called asking to hire me full-time.  The offer struck me as unexciting, but money was tight; an aging detective...

On my days off, I work as a Lost-and-Found Detective. I deduce that you may be confused, most likely asking something similar to "A lost-and-found detective? What's that?" and I would laugh and pat you...