English teachers Ms. Jen Kilogram and Ms. Lila Schoolalarm both own a plant in their classroom. The plants attract many students to the class, but the plants have a dark secret. Specifically, about the food they eat. Instead of normal plant food, the two plants eat people.
They hate high school students who get bad grades. When a student in one of their classes fails a test, the plants get mad and yell “Feed me,” accompanied by a song, while the teachers feed the student to the plant.
The plant grows bigger and bigger with every student it eats. Ms. Lila Schoolalarm talks about how her plant came to be in her classroom.
“I was walking in Trader Joe’s one day, and I passed the flower aisle, where they sometimes sell me weird and exotic cuttings,” Schoolalarm said. “Cause they know, you see, that strange plants are my hobby. They didn’t have anything unusual there that day, so I was just about to, ya know, walk on by. When suddenly, and without warning, there was this total eclipse from the sun. It got very dark. And there was this strange humming sound. Like something from another world. And when the light came back, this weird plant was just sitting there. I coulda sworn it hadn’t been there before, but it was marked up at a dollar ninety-five.”
Unknown to the teachers but heard by students, the plants are plotting to take over the world through eating enough people. Their plan is to get the plants to be sold all over the country, and then the world, before no one can stop their wrath. All we can do to stop it is to make sure to not fail any tests.
