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A Day in the Life of a Dean

Auria Araghi • September 8, 2023

Today is Monday. My favorite day of the week. The weekend was absolutely dreadful, and summer was absolutely dreadful. It was so long…all I did was long -- long for August, long for crammed halls,...

AJ Greene’s Review of the WA Football Game

The school's thoughts

Brett Schlossberg • September 8, 2023

A well-known YouTuber named AJ Greene (not to be confused with former NFL player AJ Green) was at the first Woodward home football game of the season on August 18th to record a video about it. The YouTube...

Stressed About College Apps? Don’t Be!

How to get started with the college application process

Sithini Chea • September 8, 2023

The class of 2024’s senior year is finally here! However, that doesn’t mean that work is done. As early action deadlines approach closer and closer, stress towards the application process continues...

What’s Up with Dress Down

Dean Underwood and students offer opinions about the Out of Uniform policy

Akiva Bryant • September 8, 2023

Out of uniform… or are we? In a school where uniforms are the day to day requirement, free dress days feel like a breath of fresh air for students. A chance for them to show the school who they...

Welcoming the Fall Season with a Brimming Bevvy : When the drink is a five star, you get the most bang for your bucks this fall. Are these drinks a-bev average or are they just average?

September 8, 2023

By Daniela Palatchi Get out your uniform approved V-necks and crewnecks because it is finally FALL! Okay, maybe not technically fall, but for some, Labor Day marks the beginning of the apple-picking,...